Sunday, May 16, 2004

From Soumdi And Carolina
Abidjan,Cote D'Ivoire
West African.

Dear Sir /Madam
We wish to solicit your help in migrating to your country, we are Soumdi And Carolina Bakary, we are the children of Late General Alexandre Bakary the former Director of military inteligence and special acting General Manager of the Sierra Leone Diamond mining coperation(SLDMC ). We are contacting you to seek for your good assistance to transfer and invest USD 9.5 million belonging to our late father which was deposited in a bank in Abidjan Cote d' ivoire. This money is revenues from solid minaral and dimonds sale which were under my fathers possession before the civil war broke out.
Following the brake out of the war, almost all government offices,
coperations and parastatals were attacked and vandalized. The SLDMC was loothed and burnt down to ashes, and diamonds worth millions of dollars was stolen by the rebel military forces who attacked my fathers office. Many top government officials and senior army officers were assasinated and my father was a key target because of his very sensitive military possition and appointment in the SLDMC.
Regreatably, my father was captured and murdered along with our half brother in *cool* blood during a mid night rebel shoot-out when our official residence in freetown was armbushed by Fordey Sanko the notorious rebel leader. My mother sustainded very sever bullet injuries which resulted to her untimely and painful death in a private hospital here in Ivory Coast. Now we are alone in a totally strange country without parents, relatives or any body to care for us at our tender ages. Before our mother died, she told us that our father deposited some money which he made from diamond sales and contracts at the bank here in Ivory Coast and that we should pray and find a trust worthy and God fearing business partner who would help us to transfer and invest this money in profitable business venture overseas. She told us to do this quickly so that we can leave Ivory Coast with our cousin brother-Arthur who is here in the camp with us and, then settle down abroad. She gave us all the bank documents to prove the deposit and then told us that my father used my name as the only son to deposit the money in the bank.She told us that this is the reason why we came to Cote D'Ivoire.

My mother died afterwards. May her spirit rest in perfect peace. I have gone to the bank to make inquires about this money and I spoke with the director of International remittance who assured me that the everything is intact and promised to help me transfer this money to my foreign partners bank account However, the director is very concerned because of my age, I am 24 years and as such promised to help me and he would like to speak with my partner to ensure that this money i invested wisely in only profitable business because of his personal interest and sympathy for me. If you are will to assist us, please let us know immediately and provide us with your following information
(1). Your full names and address,telephone/ fax numbers(2)photo of your self. Please note that I can only offer you 25% of the total money as compensation for your noble assistance in accodiance with my mothers advise. I am interested in any profitable commercial venture which you consider very good in your country and you would also get a school for me,my little sister and cousin so that we can finish our college education because this is a promised I gave to my late
mother before her death.

I am hoping to hear your urgent response so that we can proceed,
Thank you and may God bless ,

Yours sincerely
Soumdi And Carolina

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Does this sound like an evil plot to get 9 mil in the country or what?

Am I the only one who gets these things?

Saturday, May 15, 2004

Land of the Lost

Welcome to Hell..
We've had your name for years now..
Welcome to where you dwell
We've done everything, anyhow..

Welcome to your new home..
We've spuced it up for you...
Welcome to where you're all alone..
since you'd end up here, You always knew..

NIghtmares come to life, right before your eyes
So kill your wife, and wait for the surprise..

It'll take years of pain to amount to your cost
So welcome my friend.. to the land of the lost.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Family Tree Main Page
Yea!!! One of my favorite local bands just got their new website up... good band... better than freddy jackson and sexual chocolate!

What women want... the not so-secrets...

You know, I see alot of guys out there wondering what the hell women want... I'll tell you...

Security is prime.. They want to know you can take care of it.
Communication .. They want to know how you feel about it.
Domineering .. They want you to be in conrol of it.
Loving touch .. They want to feel loved.

you cover these 4 things with your girl and you will be able to sleep
at nights. there's alot of other things you can do to.. be selfless for one.. since it's all about her...also, be yourself.. even if your silly and retarded.. it's more heartfelt.. and finally.. tell her how she makes you feel all the time.. be it compliments, or just a kiss..
for, if she's the one you're supposed to be with the rest of your life.. you better appriciate all the crap she puts up with in dealing with your sorry ass... there's a million guys out there who'd trade a nut for your place.. so be happy.. and make her happy along the way.

Pop Quiz on friday.